The Kissing Test app, practise with your iPhone before Valentines

Suave, dark and handsome, who can resist a kiss with… er, your iPhone? Well there’s a app to make that seem slightly less weird: The Kissing Test.

Fire up the app, select your gender and it supposedly analyses your kiss to tell you whether you’re a pro, novice or just plain bad.

I’m not sure that this is what the touchscreen was meant for, and I think along with iPhone app Swine Flu Test the results can be considered strictly unscientific.