GPS underwear. No, really.

Do you know what underwear is missing? GPS. What’s that? You’ve heard that someone’s just invented GPS-enabled underwear so your position (or at least your underwear’s position) can be established at all times? Well, thank god.

Apparently, this is in no way a modern day chastity belt, designed so the evil and jealous Mills and Boon husband can know where his young and nubile Mills and Boon wife is at all times. Instead, it’s being billed by the creator as a personal safety garment, aimed at the ‘modern and tech-savvy woman’. Hey! That’s us! And yet… this in no way appeals to me. How odd.

[via The Daily Mail]

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