Jewel Rose flash drive. Just yuck.

I suspect these crystal rose USB necklaces are the result of Argos’ favourite jeweller, Elizabeth Duke, bumping into Mr Brando somewhere in a hotel bar, where they spent the night hammering sambuca, before stumbling off into the night vowing that they would be friends forever. If Destroyed Still True (for those not familiar with IDST, find a full and marvellous background, including the phrase ‘your mum’s face just tapers off’).

Still, the big advantage of these over, say, the Philips Swarovski necklaces, is that just $37 will bags you 8GB of storage, as well as pints and pints of class.

Brando [via GeekSugar]