Bacon Perfume – Firebox strays into FRAGRANCE

Firebox are a gadgets site – but they have decided to stray into the area of sweet perfumes with an Eau de Bacon. Yes it smells like bacon.

They could be on to something. Widely acknowledged perfume bible The A-Z Perfume Guide starts like this:

“Women say they want a fragrance that drives men wild. There’s only one scent that drives men wild and that’s bacon. Lets move onto to more interesting questions.”

Well. That’s all we need then. Firebox make a difference reference – Lady Gaga’s infamous meat dress.

I’ve actually never thought about what Gaga’s meat smelt like, I but guess it would have been pretty bad.

The way Firebox describe their perfume – it actually sounds quite nice.

>> Bacōn Classic, a spicy Maple aroma, is brilliantly blended with bergamot, orange, lime, grapefruit, black pepper, cedar wood, vetiver & guaiac wood a dash of savoury, 2 pinches’ of salty goodness and the secret formula.
>> Bacōn Gold, a sizzling citrus scent, is carefully crafted mandarin, bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, nutmeg, pimento berry & black pepper a touch of sweet, a smidgen of savoury, a pinch of salty goodness and the secret formula.
>> The Bacōn perfume range includes top, middle and bottom scent notes, the bacon scent is a bottom note.
>> There are no animal flavours included in the perfume just cleverly blended essential oils

It’s available for pre-order this week: costing just under £32 for 118ml – see Firebox.com