David Bowie is about to make you feel inadequate

…and we’re not talking about his impressive crotch-bulge in Labyrinth.

A new site by Duy Nguyen and Joakim T has sprung up to remind you that David Bowie is basically a superhero, and that whatever you’re doing with your life, he’d already done something better. In my case:

As Neil Buchanan would say: try it yourself. Just don’t blame us when you sink into a Bowie-related depression for weeks on end.